R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.
newsies vs book of mormon
have you ever seen anything so perfect
ugh
(Source: jonathangrofff, via francebeforeyourpantsmarius)
there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:
TAKEI OH MY GOD.
George Takei: Busting your bullcrap at warp speed.
HIS EXPRESSIONS OHGOD MR. TAKEI YOU ARE SO AMAZING
(via mysecretlifeofdaydreams)
t334:
Then & Now
I hope Ryan still wears outrageous shoes.
this just makes me extremely happy
(via youweremyfavoritepoem)
guess who feels like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
3 days ago - 
1
1 a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via olive-a-sudden)
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
(Source: octupac, via fellinloveatthefalafelshop)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
Love.
(Source: iseeavoice)
(via youweremyfavoritepoem)
i-was-promised-a-fluffy-chicken:
Last one for today, i promise.
OMG ARE THOSE FEM!DOCTORS?
(via stiefelhead)
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one because our relationship is fairly healthy and is built on a policy of open communication and mutual trust
(via youweremyfavoritepoem)
| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |
